(Posted: Monday, October 9, 2006 10:57 am)
He did it again. I can't freaking believe it. Dubya did it again!
Doesn't anybody bother to rehearse this man anymore? Didn't his handlers have that dreaded word spelled out for him pho-neti-cal-ly on the teleprompter?
Or has our President, in his increasingly delusional state, become such a prima donna doofus that he flatly refuses to take direction?
Wouldn't you think that at least the First Lady, being reasonably articulate and obviously supportive of her husband, would work with him on this?
"George, now remember, when you go before the nation to talk about North Korea, please try hard to remember that the word is nuclear, not nu-cu-lar. Practice it with me honey..."nuclear..."nuclear".....because if you mess this up again you just know that awful Jon Stewart will find some way to spin this to make you look like an untrainable idiot."
I dunno, maybe she did try to coach him. Maybe they all did, but it just "didn't take". All I know is, George W. Bush is such a doofus that it positively glows around him like a halo. And these seas are far to dangerous to have a doofus steering the ship.
Date: May 1, 2003 (CNN) -- From the flight deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln, President Bush announced in a nationally televised address that "major combat operations in Iraq have ended."
BTW, you ARE registered to vote, aren't you?
Credit: the picture above of GWB as Napoleon comes from "The Progressive Magazine", one of my favorite reads. I love that picture of Bush because it shows Dubya as the imperialistic, delusional doofus he really is; a legend in his own troubled mind. Visit their online store, where you can buy t-shirts and other merchandise with that same picture on it : http://progressive.org/onlinestore
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